Let me start this one by telling you my mom is not crazy. We might like to tell her she is, but she isn't. She's super funny and a lil nerdy. But we love her.
Her latest thing: Red Faced B!tch. She calls her self this at the gym. Her sister has been trying to convince her to do a half marathon with her. She claims she isn't going to do it, but all of a sudden wants to start running every day and says she needs to build up her endurance. I'm not sure what for since she is "not doing the half marathon". Anyway, when texting her sister to tell her her progress and how far she has been running she gets the response text: " :) ". Somehow she conjured up that the smiley face means, "I can run farther and faster than you, you red faced beyotch". So now, every day when we do cardio (we work out together most weekday mornings) she finishes cardio by pointing to her self (while smiling and nodding) and saying "red faced b!tch"
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